Update on some things I’ve decided.
Written on July 2, 2011 by Cody Whitefoord
Ok so I havent figured out how to put pictures in here so you can just google this stuff if you arent a nerd and dont know what it looks like. We decided on the Batman theme wedding which you already knew and my preacher said WOW THATS AWESOME!!! We decided it is costumes, He will dress as Batman except not like Adam West Batman more like Christian Bale Batman. I will be dressed as Harley Quinn. Not animated series 1990s Harley Quinn but Arkham Asylum video game Harley Quinn. Before anyone goes OMG THAT OUTFIT IS SO TRASHY dont worry were gonna make a few alterations. My maid of honor is a little more difficult as shes Poison Ivy. And lets face it Poison Ivy doesnt wear much of anything and thats not an option for my MOH so we decided to make her formal Poison Ivy.
We decided since my father and his entire side of the family isnt allowed at my wedding that she was going to give me away. Then we decided my brother should do it dressed as the Joker. Harley and Joker, for those non geeks out there, had a thing. Well Harley had a thing and Joker had a slave, so when we get to the front of the establishment (yet to be decided) hes gonna say something along the lines of this is your last chance to stay with me Harley you know you dont really want to do this.
Im not a firm believer in weddings should be traditional, all white, solemn, etc. I mean my ring is black and white diamonds, obviously we arent traditional people. So we decided we are the black sheep in my family and his so we should do something us and tell everyone that if they dont like it they can jump off a cliff. However I am super nervous that my father and his side will show up anyway. Somehow they will get wind of where and when. So I got a couple of my bulkier friends to willingly dress as charachters from Assassins Creed to be bouncers and if they show up to kick them out. Its Batman and my happy frigging day and I dont want some rude people who cant keep their mouths shut there. If that makes me a bad person so be it. Besides Im dressing as a villian, I dont have to play nice.
Sorry if this wasnt informative its early Im going to work soon and Im kinda venting.
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