Poetic Licence shoes make me do a silly little happy dance

Written on July 21, 2011 by Cody Whitefoord

Ok, yes fine: I have a problem with loud shoes. VERY LOUD SHOES. The more color, the better. The more gape-inducing, the happier I am. For years, I’ve operated under the theory that if you have loud hair and loud shoes, no one really looks at what’s going on between the two — jeans you’ve been wearing for so many days they’re crusted? OMG YOUR SHOES. Loud shoes can play an awesome role on your wedding day, either adding a hint of BLAMMO to an otherwise-traditional outfit, or by acting as a major statement with a shorter, tea-length dress.